Tuesday, November 30, 2010

FIFA, HOW will you recover??


How ironic this world is. An organisation with the slogan "My Game is Fair Play" involved in a super big corruption scandal. Quite honestly, I find it disgusting. Especially after watching Panorama last night and finding out there's actually more to it than you think.

Firstly, according to Panorama, there are three more corrupted people who are about to vote on whether England should get the World Cup. Nicolas Leoz, Issa Hayatou and Ricardo Texeira all took bribes, the latter being the official organiser of the next World Cup in 2014! And Issa Hayatou is the main representative African football in FIFA. It has just been announced that he is under investigation, but no news on what will happen to the other two.

If you thought that was bad enough, brace yourself, it gets worse. According to Panorama, the ex-president of FIFA, Joao Havelange received 1 million dollars in cash, which was filtered through all sorts of bank accounts, obviously to make it hard to trace. Lastly, Jack Warner, who is a FIFA vice-president, was accused of selling World Cup tickets to touts in 2006. However, on Panorama we discover that he was at it again in 2010!

In a world filled with corruption, it really is quite depressing to see that not even an apparently friendly and innocent football organisation can't even find a way to stay clean. Still, hopefully, the future will go and show that crime doesn't pay.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Some AS Level English Lit.

Only people who are doing WJEC AS English Lit or total Ted Hughes/Sylvia Plath enthusiasts should really bother to read this, but feel free to if you want. It's just an essay on how Ted Hughes/Sylvia Plath write about nature. It got a band 4 (the top band), but it's not perfect. Still, allow yourself to be inspired, but really don't just copy it: you have to have your own interpretation.

When compared, the ways that Sylvia Plath and Ted Hughes write about nature and quite similar and quite different at the same time. They both share the same gloomy and depressing view on nature, their poems on the topic not really showing giving off any positive themes or vibes. However both differ in the sense that with Plath, the majority of her poems on nature are easily relatable to her own personal life and struggles whereas with Hughes, they are more literal, and you cannot really connect his poems on nature with his own personal life: there is less additional meaning.


When it comes down to their poems about nature, Plath and Hughes write about the same quite depressing themes: death, total silence and pain. The first of these is well illustrated in Tulips by Plath and Snowdrop by Hughes. In Tulips by Plath, the speaker is making reference to her deathbed “I didn’t want flowers [...] and be utterly empty”, suggesting that she only wants death, not flowers or anything else. This view is also shared by published critic Jeannine Dobbs who states “Not Tulips but death is the gift she wants”. In Snowdrop, a mouse has died, “Her pale head as heavy as metal.” And it clearly resembles Tulips “She too pursues her ends”: the mouse wants death, like Sylvia Plath. The silence and darkness is shown well in The Moon and the Yew Tree by Plath and Full Moon and Little Frieda by Hughes. In the former, Plath is describing her senses as she looks up from the grave “blackness-blackness and silence”. The repetition of blackness and the use of synesthesia on the first line, “light of the mind, cold and planetary” helps convey the deathly silence that reigns in the poem to reader. In Full Moon and Little Frieda, the silence that reigns is conveyed through personification of the evening “small evening shrunk to a dog bark” and an onomatopoeia “clank of a bucket”. And also later on, with the sudden contrast of sounds “Moon!, you cry suddenly”. The final main theme that is prominently shown in both Hughes’ and Plath’s nature poems is pain. It is best illustrated in Plath’s Poppies in July, where she is craving for it “If I could bleed”. She uses the metaphor “little bloody skirts”, referencing the red petals of the poppy and also alluding to pain. The color red is very vivid in this poem, which symbolizes pain. The pain that Hughes expresses is not as vivid and as colorful as Plath, but you feel it just as much because of the very powerful metaphors he uses “heart [...] as if moulded in brass”. It’s as if the mouse’s heart is being prevented from beating.


The same gloomy themes also come up when you look at all Plath’s nature poems. Almost all of them resemble each other in the themes that they transmit. For example, if you compare The Burnt Out Spa (written in 1959) with Winter Trees, which was one of her last poems, written in 1962. Despite them being written at the two extremities of her career, both have an identical theme: falling apart. In Winter Trees, it is already present in the title: a tree in winter is bare, and it’s leaves fallen off. In The Burnt Out Spa, this theme is transmitted metaphorically throughout the whole poem, “rusty teeth” and “eyes” could be interpreted as the pipes and the glass windows respectively. Pamela Annas, published author, states that “The dialectical tension between self and world is the location of meaning in Sylvia Plath’s late poems”. This could be interpreted . Another good example of nature poems with almost identical themes are Tulips and Poppies in October. Desperation and death are both very prominent. The desperation is shown through the idea that mouths are crying out, in Tulips, “They are opening like the mouth of a great African cat” and in Poppies in October, “That these late mouths should cry open”. The fact that a simile was used in Tulips makes the sense of desperation even more powerful. Death appears in Tulips in many ways, but most powerfully through the colour red “bowl of red blooms”. The alliteration here also helps make it powerful. Again, it appears in Poppies in October through the colour red very vividly, “whose red heart blooms through her coat so astoundingly”. Plath’s choice of words here is also interesting: if she had said heart blooms though her shirt, it would not have been as powerful. A coat is a thick bit of clothing, whereas a shirt is light and thin.


Despite the apparent similarity between the nature poems of Plath and Hughes, there is also one main difference. When you look at Hughes’ poems, they are quite literal and not that personal, Plath’s on the other hand, it’s really the contextual and personal meaning that Plath is trying to convey and not the literal one. Plath’s The Moon and the Yew Tree and Hughes’ The Jaguar share a common theme: being trapped. In one, the speaker is trapped, looking up from the grave and in another there’s a jaguar pacing around his enclosure. The former is way more personal: there is a first person speaker, in The Jaguar it is third person. We can also associate the location in The Moon and the Yew Tree to the graveyard by Plath’s house in Devon whereas in The Jaguar, it’s just an unspecified zoo. Plath’s poem could also be interpreted as a slight attack on men, as she does not use any pronouns in the poem when referring to the yew tree. Two other nature poems which are deeply personal for Plath are Tulips and Poppies in July. In the former she shows this through the use of particular metaphor “a country as far away as health”. She is saying that at the time of writing she was not in the best of states whether it be mentally or physically. In reality, she had just suffered a miscarriage prior to writing the poem. In Poppies in July, she is expressing a rage powerfully, using the colour red as a medium of doing so: “clear red”, “bloodied” and “If I could bleed”. Her rage in this poem, and her search for more pain, is probably because she found out at around the time this poem was written that Ted Hughes was having an affair. This view is shared by the Sylvia Plath specialist and published critic Jack Folsom. He writes “she only hints at it in the poem, but we know the underlying truth-her husband’s betrayal of trust”. When we look at, arguably, Hughes’ most personal poem, Theology, it does contain clear references to his life “Adam ate the apple. Eve ate Adam. The serpent ate Eve”. Adam being Hughes, Eve being Plath and the serpent representing depression and anger. But the effect it has on the reader is no way near the effect that Plath’s personal nature poems do.

If we look at Plath’s poetry alone, we also see that it has changed. Some her early nature poems were quite literal, like Medallion. All she is doing is describing a dead snake, and you cannot really relate to anything in her personal life. The descriptions themselves are powerful, they employ many literary techniques like oxymorons “star and moon”, metaphors “jewels” and similes “inert as a shoelace” but they don’t imply anything special. Another of her quite early poems, The Burnt Out Spa, can also be interpreted literally. It describes a spa which has burned down “A monster of wood and rusty teeth”, “Are esplanade for crickets”. And like Medallion, a part from quite powerful descriptions using literary techniques, you can read the poem and not really see a second meaning. When these are compared with later poems, again using Tulips and The Moon and the Yew Tree as examples the obvious difference is that the latter poems are more personal. In The Moon and the Yew Tree, she is trapped and sees “blackness-blackness and silence”, which you could argue was very close to her situation in real life at the time. And again, in Tulips she shows that she is quite depressed talking about her deathbed, “I didn’t want flowers [...] and be utterly empty”.


In conclusion, Hughes and Plath and similar and different at the same time when writing about nature. Plath was really a confessional poet whereas Hughes was more descriptive, however they both clearly had the same view of things. One of the main reasons that Plath’s poetry is more interesting is that she almost always uses a first person speaker, whereas with Hughes, he also uses a third person speaker, which makes the poem less vibrant. In general, there were arguably more differences than similarities between the poetry of Plath and Hughes, but this just proves the famous saying is absolutely correct: opposites attract.


Friday, November 26, 2010

Top Ten Best Goals Ever


Another video about football: this time it's my top ten best goals of all time. There's no real ranking, my if I had to choose I'd say Roberto Carlos. Anyway pick your favourite, and feel free to tell me which one it was in the comments!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

What's so special: Kinect and Airplay?


I've been quite puzzled over this for a while now: why does everybody go so exited about new products which are based around tech that's already existed for a long time? I'm using the new Kinect and Apple's new "Airplay" as examples, because they are the most obvious.

Starting with the Kinect: how is it different from the Eyetoy (pictured) for PS2/PS3 which was released years ago? It's the same technology (I assume) and the only real difference I've noticed is that the Kinect will have slightly more games. The Eyetoy does only have a few, but my point is, the latter is a hell of a lot cheaper than the Kinect and it does roughly the same thing.

Second example: Airplay. Apple have rebranded this recently so it fits in with everything (iPad, iPhone, Apple TV etc..). The fact is, the tech was first around when the Airport Express was released, which I have. I have to say that Airplay as they now call it (it used to be called Airtunes) is very good, but I think tons of people have got Apple mania: they get excited about every single thing Apple releases. If Apple were to go and sell a pile of dog shit, I would guarantee you that people would go ahead and buy it.

Anyway, that's my little rant for today and of course, as usual feel free to leave comments!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The Worst Miss Ever


This is quite comfortably the worst miss I have ever seen, and you really have got to feel sorry for the guy. Anyway, enjoy!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

My Top Ten Goalkeepers 2010


Here are in my opinion the top ten goalkeepers of 2010. Pretty self explanatory, apart from maybe 1 or 2 surprises. Feel free to leave comments.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Clean sheets: they don't mean anything


Clean sheets don't mean anything. Well they do, but certainly not for goalkeepers. Clean sheets are always associated with goalkeepers, and they are used to really judge how good a goalkeeper is. I don't understand this, however.

Clean sheets are a measure of how well a WHOLE DEFENCE has performed, and not the GOALKEEPER. Of course, a goalkeeper can obviously greatly contribute to the team keeping a clean sheet, but if you look at it, with a crap defence and a really good goalie, the team will always let in goals. So that's why it doesn't make sense. You can also view it the opposite way: the defence could have been absolutely brilliant, but the goalie could have been crap. So if the goalie ends up getting a clean sheet, it would be extremely unfair, as he should have really let in a lot of goals.

Is there a way to accurately judge the quality of goalkeeper and how well they're performing? Fear not, there is. I thought about this and realised that the accurate way to judge their performance was simply on the number of saves they have made during the match/season. You can get such a stat through fantasy football, and the results as to who the best keeper is so far this season save wise is quite surprising: it's Brad Friedel with Robert Green tied for second place. Cech is all the way down in 8th place and Van der Sar, yes Van der Sar, is all the way down in 15th place.

This really is, in my opinion, the correct way of assessing goalkeepers, not clean sheets, as they can be influenced by numerous factors. Here is the link to the saves rankings, it will also be put on the "Links" page.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Lukas Fabianski: a man reborn.


Who would have thought? Fabianski is playing absolutely brilliantly at the moment, nobody can deny it or say the opposite. He arrived at Arsenal as an unknown quantity, so it was really up to him to prove his worth. But he didn't, as we all know. He made some terrible blunders and earned himself the famous nickname Flappy-hand-ski".

Arsenal now have, in Fabianski a very promising keeper. He has shown over the past few games, especially against Wolves, that he is really top notch, producing several stunning saves to keep the Gunners in the game. I really excited, as, being an Arsenal fan, having such a good looking keeper is promising.

I don't want to get too optimistic here, and I would not have said all this 3 months ago but I think on the performances in his last few games, Fabianski is one of the best goalkeepers in the Premier League. I hope that he keeps up his form, and that he remains in the first team: I haven't been super impressed with Almunia recently.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Post 50!


This is my 50th post! This is must to say thanks for visiting my blog and checking it out, I have got on average 10 views a day now, which I think in around 3 months, is pretty good. The most views I ever had was 32, so I'm pretty happy with that as well.

I'm preparing a video for posting tomorrow, so this is pretty short, but yeah, this was just to say thanks for the views!

Saturday, November 13, 2010

The Autumn tests, I'm so excited!


Finally the time has come again for the southern hemisphere to take on the northern hemisphere in rugby. Although it could be the World Cup, it isn't as it's autumn, which means test matches. I saw that England lost to an apparently unstoppable New Zealand, who Scotland take on later today, which I will obviously watch. My fave teams in rugby are South Africa, Scotland and Australia, so hopefully they will all do well.

It will be interesting to see if Wales can beat S.A later on today. The latter are not at their best whereas Wales have Shane Williams, the best winger in the world today, no question. South Africa have gone from being a bit physical to very physical over the years and I think that it's slightly because of this that they've gone down hill. Yes, they are the world champions, but they played an under par England side in the final and it was essentially a very boring kicking game.

Lastly the big game: Australia vs England. I will be fully behind Australia here,as I really don't like England in rugby. They don't play the game i like to see, and although they are not so much a "just kick it" team anymore, I still don't like them.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

How to score a penalty.


Young Spaniard Ezequiel Calvente shows us exactly how it's done. Has the goalkeeper totally fooled and he puts it in the top corner. Brilliant.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

This has got to stop!!


In football nowadays you cannot have one match without a controversial refereeing decision. Not one. For example, Arsenal lost to Newcastle today. Koscielny was sent off at the end of the game for a "last man" tackle. In fact, he wasn't technically. Another Arsenal player was slightly further forward than him and would have most likely caught up with the player who was fouled. I can give you tons more examples but something has to happen.

I honestly think that football should copy rugby: you have a 5th referee in the stands with a laptop, reviewing all the action. If he then disagrees with the ref, all he has to do is call him on the intercom and get him to change the decision, Really whoever you are, be it FIFA or UEFA, it's not that hard.

Nothing can really be perfect, but I really just want to be able to watch one footy game without any sort of controversy. It seems to have been getting worse over the past few months/years as well, so maybe it's up to us to stop putting so much pressure on referees. But then again, if they do make giant cock ups, what do they expect?

Friday, November 5, 2010

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

How to Upgrade the RAM in a Macbook


Here's a quick and easy to follow tutorial on how to upgrade your Macbook's RAM. I upgraded mine from 1GB to 2.5GB. I decided to go for 1 2GB rather than 2 1GB sticks because if I want to upgrade it more later, all I have to do is replace 1 stick not 2. Anyway, enjoy! Hope it helps!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

iPod Nano 6G. I don't like it.

Although it might prove to be popular, I really don't like the new iPod Nano 6G. I do realise that it was released a bit more than a month ago, it's pretty old news, but I still thought I'd do a post as I actually managed to get my hands on one at my local Apple store.

Firstly, the actual design of it. What they have tried to do, I think, is make it like the iPod Shuffle: very small, in other words, and I think that it's really not a good idea. The iPod Nano is easily the most popular iPod, and so you need space for a nice big display. Also, the iPod Classic will most likely be discontinued pretty soon, and that would leave no iPod at all with a scroll wheel. I get the fact that Apple are now seemingly obsessed with touchscreen tech, but this is really taking it a step too far.

As far as the UI goes, it's great, don't get me wrong, but on such a small screen, for me, it really is absolute rubbish. Everything has been scaled down, the amount of swiping you need to do to get to your chosen song is pretty insane. And honestly, that's not even the worst part! Video for crying out loud! How the hell are you going to see ANYTHING on such a tiny tiny display. There's not even any point of having bloody video anymore! Same goes for photos. It's ridiculous.

Despite get really bad looks from the employees at the Apple store as I walked out, badmouthing Apple's new iPod microscopic, I still really think that this is a bad product. My current iPod Nano (4G) is filling up fast, and I'm going to have to settle for the new Shuffle, which actually looks pretty good. Not that that's really a bad thing, of course