
Friday, December 31, 2010
Australia DESTROYED!!

Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Arsenal, WELL DONE!!!

Sunday, December 26, 2010
What I Got for Christmas 2010


Friday, December 24, 2010
Happy Holidays/Christmas!!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Super Crazy Mario Balotelli!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Top 5 Video Games of All Time

This is quite a tight top five, and I'm sure you'll all have very different opinions:
5)Medal of Honor-This might be quite a surprise, but I actually prefer it to Call of Duty. Partly because the first game I got for PSP was Medal of Honor heroes, which was a great game, but also because of it's simplicity. It's all based on real life events, whereas some Call of Duty (Modern Warfare) is futuristic which I am not too keen on. That's not to say Call of Duty is a bad game, but it just didn't get into my top five, as I didn't want two shoot em' up type games.
4)Forza Motorsport-Again this might be surprising. I recently ordered a second-hand original Xbox off amazon and thus I could finally got to play Forza. I was a big Gran Turismo fan before I played Forza. Now I prefer the latter. GT might have way more cars, but what really did it for me was how much more fun the career mode was on Forza than on GT. You can completely customise your cars (paint jobs, decals etc...) which was not a feature on GT4. The cars are a lot cheaper and it's just generally more fun. And, as far as I know, Forza was the first driving game to give you the lines on the track to tell you when to brake, which GT4 didn't have.
3)Lara Croft Tomb Raider-The ultimate adventure game. It's a classic. There have been 10 in the series, soon 11 and it really was one of the first adventure games for any console. The blend of genres this game offers is also quite remarkable: it is shoot em up', fantasy and adventure and it was arguably the first game of it's kind. Finally for me, the great thing is that the story line is actually plausible. You could imagine that in some far away hidden place you could find some hugely powerful sword or some special stone.
2)Mario Kart-Why not the original Super Mario? I honestly think that Mario Kart is more enjoyable. I like driving games, and Mario Kart was the first game I got for my first Gameboy Advance, so it really is a game that's quite special to me. Whether it be throwing a banana skin at Peach or crashing into someone with Bowser, it's always fun. And the latest Wii version is equally as good as all the previous versions, which is very promising.
1)Football Manager-Now, a lot of people will not know about this game. I don't think it's super popular in the States, but if you're a football (soccer) fan, it's a must. The game allows you to take charge of almost any football team in the world and manage them to glory. You are responsible for the wages, the transfers in and out, the tactics, basically everything. And trust me, when you start playing it, you won't want to stop. It's addictive and very very infuriating at times, so be warned. But when you win or are successful, it is really rewarding and satisfying: you feel like a real manager. It really is quite hard to explain the absolute brilliance and genius of this game, I seriously recommend getting a second hand copy of amazon, whether it be an old version or the latest version. I personally like the old version, which has a 2D match engine vs the new versions which have 3D match engines. The latter requires a super good graphics card and the 3D engine feature does not really make a super big difference.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Mirko Cro Cop: Tribute
Friday, December 17, 2010
Xbox Review

Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
I'm writing for TekSocial!

Saturday, December 11, 2010
My Christmas Wishlist 2010

Absolute Musts
-UFC Official Fight Gloves (Large)|These would be ideal as I have a punching bag, but the gloves that came with it are honestly rubbish. The UFC gloves are top class and what's more they're worn by all the top fighters in the world. They have good padding as well, which is excellent|: http://www.amazon.co.uk/UFC-Official-Fight-Glove-Large/dp/B0019EXPJY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=sports&qid=1290963657&sr=8-1
-LEGO City Crawler Crane #7632|I need a new LEGO set, and as I'm collecting the City construction series at the moment, this set seems the obvious choice. It's tall and is quite cheap for what you get. More importantly it has a whole load of features|: http://www.amazon.co.uk/LEGO-City-7632-Crawler-Crane/dp/B001CQLUYG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1290963996&sr=8-1
-iPod Shuffle (Orange)|I need a new iPod, and seeing as I hate the new Nano, this is the only option. My current Nano is slowly crapping out on me and this new Shuffle does seem to have a good mix of features|: http://www.apple.com/uk/ipodshuffle/
-Money|Pretty obvious, but want it specifically to pay off the price of my Xbox and just to have more money in the bank|
-Flip Flops|Probably unconsciously the item i use most, the ones i have are all worn out and crappy, so would like a new pair of good ones|
-MATCH Annual 2010|I adore the magazine, and I always get the annual. It's pretty good this year and as usual it features tons of fun games and funny photos|
Not very Important, but would be good
-A few accessories for my fish tank|My goldfish (now 11) almost froze (literally!) when it was really cold a few weeks ago. He has now been put in a brand new tank in my room, so he gets fed properly and cared for properly. But his tank is a bit bare, so I want some good stuff to put in it|
-Pro Evolution Soccer 2011 (PS2)|I only like PES because of the sick graphics (better that FIFA) so I sort of want it for PS2, just to see if there have been any big improvements|: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pro-Evolution-Soccer-2011-PS2/dp/B00403MIF8
-LEGO City Single Drum Roller #7746|Another possible LEGO set, again, just continuing in the LEGO City construction range|: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Lego-7746-Exclusive-Single-Roller/dp/B001U3ZMFO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys&qid=1290964567&sr=8-1
-A DVD Case Stand|This would actually be for my video games (for PS2 and Xbox) as I don't really have a good place to put them|
Stocking filler ideas
-iTunes Giftcards
-DVDs
-Vouchers
-Stationary (pens especially)
-Anything Cadburys
-Mac Software
-Books (not many though)
Friday, December 10, 2010
My New View in Football Tactics

Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Newcastle, are you insane??

Tuesday, December 7, 2010
The Downfall of Youtube (for me, anyway)

Saturday, December 4, 2010
Cricket, another sport I like.

Friday, December 3, 2010
Xbox Unboxing
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Qatar and Russia: Money and Money

Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Advent Calendars Time!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010
FIFA, HOW will you recover??

Sunday, November 28, 2010
Some AS Level English Lit.
When compared, the ways that Sylvia Plath and Ted Hughes write about nature and quite similar and quite different at the same time. They both share the same gloomy and depressing view on nature, their poems on the topic not really showing giving off any positive themes or vibes. However both differ in the sense that with Plath, the majority of her poems on nature are easily relatable to her own personal life and struggles whereas with Hughes, they are more literal, and you cannot really connect his poems on nature with his own personal life: there is less additional meaning.
When it comes down to their poems about nature, Plath and Hughes write about the same quite depressing themes: death, total silence and pain. The first of these is well illustrated in Tulips by Plath and Snowdrop by Hughes. In Tulips by Plath, the speaker is making reference to her deathbed “I didn’t want flowers [...] and be utterly empty”, suggesting that she only wants death, not flowers or anything else. This view is also shared by published critic Jeannine Dobbs who states “Not Tulips but death is the gift she wants”. In Snowdrop, a mouse has died, “Her pale head as heavy as metal.” And it clearly resembles Tulips “She too pursues her ends”: the mouse wants death, like Sylvia Plath. The silence and darkness is shown well in The Moon and the Yew Tree by Plath and Full Moon and Little Frieda by Hughes. In the former, Plath is describing her senses as she looks up from the grave “blackness-blackness and silence”. The repetition of blackness and the use of synesthesia on the first line, “light of the mind, cold and planetary” helps convey the deathly silence that reigns in the poem to reader. In Full Moon and Little Frieda, the silence that reigns is conveyed through personification of the evening “small evening shrunk to a dog bark” and an onomatopoeia “clank of a bucket”. And also later on, with the sudden contrast of sounds “Moon!, you cry suddenly”. The final main theme that is prominently shown in both Hughes’ and Plath’s nature poems is pain. It is best illustrated in Plath’s Poppies in July, where she is craving for it “If I could bleed”. She uses the metaphor “little bloody skirts”, referencing the red petals of the poppy and also alluding to pain. The color red is very vivid in this poem, which symbolizes pain. The pain that Hughes expresses is not as vivid and as colorful as Plath, but you feel it just as much because of the very powerful metaphors he uses “heart [...] as if moulded in brass”. It’s as if the mouse’s heart is being prevented from beating.
The same gloomy themes also come up when you look at all Plath’s nature poems. Almost all of them resemble each other in the themes that they transmit. For example, if you compare The Burnt Out Spa (written in 1959) with Winter Trees, which was one of her last poems, written in 1962. Despite them being written at the two extremities of her career, both have an identical theme: falling apart. In Winter Trees, it is already present in the title: a tree in winter is bare, and it’s leaves fallen off. In The Burnt Out Spa, this theme is transmitted metaphorically throughout the whole poem, “rusty teeth” and “eyes” could be interpreted as the pipes and the glass windows respectively. Pamela Annas, published author, states that “The dialectical tension between self and world is the location of meaning in Sylvia Plath’s late poems”. This could be interpreted . Another good example of nature poems with almost identical themes are Tulips and Poppies in October. Desperation and death are both very prominent. The desperation is shown through the idea that mouths are crying out, in Tulips, “They are opening like the mouth of a great African cat” and in Poppies in October, “That these late mouths should cry open”. The fact that a simile was used in Tulips makes the sense of desperation even more powerful. Death appears in Tulips in many ways, but most powerfully through the colour red “bowl of red blooms”. The alliteration here also helps make it powerful. Again, it appears in Poppies in October through the colour red very vividly, “whose red heart blooms through her coat so astoundingly”. Plath’s choice of words here is also interesting: if she had said heart blooms though her shirt, it would not have been as powerful. A coat is a thick bit of clothing, whereas a shirt is light and thin.
Despite the apparent similarity between the nature poems of Plath and Hughes, there is also one main difference. When you look at Hughes’ poems, they are quite literal and not that personal, Plath’s on the other hand, it’s really the contextual and personal meaning that Plath is trying to convey and not the literal one. Plath’s The Moon and the Yew Tree and Hughes’ The Jaguar share a common theme: being trapped. In one, the speaker is trapped, looking up from the grave and in another there’s a jaguar pacing around his enclosure. The former is way more personal: there is a first person speaker, in The Jaguar it is third person. We can also associate the location in The Moon and the Yew Tree to the graveyard by Plath’s house in Devon whereas in The Jaguar, it’s just an unspecified zoo. Plath’s poem could also be interpreted as a slight attack on men, as she does not use any pronouns in the poem when referring to the yew tree. Two other nature poems which are deeply personal for Plath are Tulips and Poppies in July. In the former she shows this through the use of particular metaphor “a country as far away as health”. She is saying that at the time of writing she was not in the best of states whether it be mentally or physically. In reality, she had just suffered a miscarriage prior to writing the poem. In Poppies in July, she is expressing a rage powerfully, using the colour red as a medium of doing so: “clear red”, “bloodied” and “If I could bleed”. Her rage in this poem, and her search for more pain, is probably because she found out at around the time this poem was written that Ted Hughes was having an affair. This view is shared by the Sylvia Plath specialist and published critic Jack Folsom. He writes “she only hints at it in the poem, but we know the underlying truth-her husband’s betrayal of trust”. When we look at, arguably, Hughes’ most personal poem, Theology, it does contain clear references to his life “Adam ate the apple. Eve ate Adam. The serpent ate Eve”. Adam being Hughes, Eve being Plath and the serpent representing depression and anger. But the effect it has on the reader is no way near the effect that Plath’s personal nature poems do.
If we look at Plath’s poetry alone, we also see that it has changed. Some her early nature poems were quite literal, like Medallion. All she is doing is describing a dead snake, and you cannot really relate to anything in her personal life. The descriptions themselves are powerful, they employ many literary techniques like oxymorons “star and moon”, metaphors “jewels” and similes “inert as a shoelace” but they don’t imply anything special. Another of her quite early poems, The Burnt Out Spa, can also be interpreted literally. It describes a spa which has burned down “A monster of wood and rusty teeth”, “Are esplanade for crickets”. And like Medallion, a part from quite powerful descriptions using literary techniques, you can read the poem and not really see a second meaning. When these are compared with later poems, again using Tulips and The Moon and the Yew Tree as examples the obvious difference is that the latter poems are more personal. In The Moon and the Yew Tree, she is trapped and sees “blackness-blackness and silence”, which you could argue was very close to her situation in real life at the time. And again, in Tulips she shows that she is quite depressed talking about her deathbed, “I didn’t want flowers [...] and be utterly empty”.
In conclusion, Hughes and Plath and similar and different at the same time when writing about nature. Plath was really a confessional poet whereas Hughes was more descriptive, however they both clearly had the same view of things. One of the main reasons that Plath’s poetry is more interesting is that she almost always uses a first person speaker, whereas with Hughes, he also uses a third person speaker, which makes the poem less vibrant. In general, there were arguably more differences than similarities between the poetry of Plath and Hughes, but this just proves the famous saying is absolutely correct: opposites attract.
Friday, November 26, 2010
Top Ten Best Goals Ever
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
What's so special: Kinect and Airplay?

Tuesday, November 23, 2010
The Worst Miss Ever
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Michael McIntyre: The Kilt
Friday, November 19, 2010
My Top Ten Goalkeepers 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Clean sheets: they don't mean anything

Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Lukas Fabianski: a man reborn.

Monday, November 15, 2010
Post 50!

Saturday, November 13, 2010
The Autumn tests, I'm so excited!

Thursday, November 11, 2010
How to score a penalty.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
This has got to stop!!

Friday, November 5, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
How to Upgrade the RAM in a Macbook
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
iPod Nano 6G. I don't like it.

Sunday, October 31, 2010
Michael McIntyre: Man Drawer
Saturday, October 30, 2010
The Name is Bond, James Bond.

Thursday, October 28, 2010
What's in my dock?
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
I'm Learning Italian!

Sunday, October 24, 2010
Velasquez just beat the crap out Lesnar, baby!

Friday, October 22, 2010
Last Big Update (v.1.3)
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Review: Astound Sound Stereo Expander

Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Back to the Mac.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Wayne Rooney: The Downfall

Sunday, October 17, 2010
Michel Estevan: The Best Manager in the World?

Saturday, October 16, 2010
Liverpool Finally Bought
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Changing the Battery on a Macbook/iBook
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Madin Koroghli
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
My Top 5 Planes on Flightgear

Sunday, October 10, 2010
Frankie Boyle
Saturday, October 9, 2010
FAILblog!!
Thursday, October 7, 2010
LEGO!

Tuesday, October 5, 2010
My Top 7 Fave Tricks for FIFA 11 [PS2]
Monday, October 4, 2010
FIFA 11 Review: PS2

Saturday, October 2, 2010
Henry TG's Blog v1.2
FIFA 11 Review: PSP

Thursday, September 30, 2010
Review: UFC Undisputed 2010 [PSP]
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
FIFA 11!
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Ed Miliband: Labour party leader

Saturday, September 25, 2010
My Football Team of 2010

Friday, September 24, 2010
commonWEALTH???? More like commonPOOR!!!

The images coming out of Delhi coming up to the Commonwealth games are quite shocking. The site is in a total mess, everything is collapsing, and more importantly CHILD LABOUR is obviously being used.
Child labour, although it is still widespread in India, is ridiculous. Especially when you see a five year old building part of a stadium, or cementing the seats in or whatever. Of course, Great Britain, will foolishly send their team, and of course, they will probably all be sick within a few days of arriving. Because, from the pictures, the athletes village is obviously not ready and practically everything has been badly built, as everything is currently collapsing. No wonder, if you let a five year old glue the roof on, which of course, they really shouldn't be doing.
I think that if all the teams had boycotted the Games, all this would have stopped. Maybe even the child labour in some places...