Friday, December 31, 2010

Australia DESTROYED!!


I wasn't really for anybody but even Australia supporters have to realise that their team are disintegrating. Ponting is 36 and should really retire and leave Haddin the captaincy. But Australia have run out of talent. They can't recover from losing McGrath/Warne and have found nobody to replace them (will they ever?).

I think that their best bowler at the moment is Mitchell Johnson, but Peter Siddle isn't bad either and as for batting, Hussey I still think is decent (even though he only scored 8 in the last test, you have to look at his overall performances and let's not forget that almost every Australian was bad in that test).

As far as England is concerned, they are a bit over-hyped in my opinion. Yes they are maybe in the top 3, top 4 teams in the world but thrashing a greatly under par Australia does not mean they are suddenly the best. However I will not deny that Graeme Swann is the greatest spinner in the world at the moment (there's not really many other people to pick from) and Alastair Cook is right up there with Tendulkar and co as an excellent batsmen.

My prediction for the final test: draw (or very close win for Australia). This may be surprising considering all the things I have said above, but I think that Australia will be really motivated to win it and I don't think it will matter to England as much. But you never know, I could be wrong, but whatever happens, Australia will not go down without a fight.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Arsenal, WELL DONE!!!

Arsenal duo Cesc Fabregas (left) and Theo Walcott

They've finally done it! Beaten a big four team. They hadn't beat Chelsea since 2008 before this win, and I can imagine it well send their confidence sky high. Fabregas and Walcott both scored and assisted to each other and it really was brilliant.

However massive problems for Chelsea. And it's very simple how to solve them. Bring back Wilkins. It really is the only reason that they have been playing badly: the moment he left, they started losing. Ancelotti will get sacked, even though he is not responsible if they go on like this and he will unfortunately become the scapegoat even though he wasn't the on who made the bad decision: it was Abramovich.

Another problem that needs to be solved whatever happens for Chelsea is who they have up front. This is unusual, normally as we all know rich clubs always buy tons of good strikers but no good defenders and at Chelsea the opposite has happened. They have practically the best back four in the world and yet up front they only have Drogba who's any good. Anelka's rubbish, Kalou's even worse than rubbish (my cat could do better than him) and all their youngsters are perfectly decent but not yet ready. Who should they buy then? Well, they already have the big powerhouse, so they should really go for a skilful Messi type player: Neymar, a new Brazilian wonder kid would probably fit the bill.

But again, really well done Arsenal. Walcott really showed his worth and was there when needed and it just shows you what happens when you get Van Persie, Walcott and Fabregas in a team together: perfection (well, almost).

Sunday, December 26, 2010

What I Got for Christmas 2010


I got a lot of cool things, but if were to list everything from big presents to pieces of chocolate, it would be really long and going to far, so I'm just going to list the main things:
-iPod Shuffle (Orange), pictured: Something I asked for, and I'm really happy I got it. I might do a review on it, but maybe not, I'll see. Anyway, it works really well and VoiceOver sort of acts like a screen.
-LEGO City Crawler Crane (pictured): Still building it, but it's actually really tall (more than you'd expect) and has tons of features. I'd really recommend it. Also something I asked for.
-£50 iTunes Vouchers: I actually got two £25 pound cards, but it doesn't matter, the important thing is that I'll be able to download music from iTunes for quite a long time.
-£25 Amazon Voucher: Really good idea, as it might allow me to get some of the stuff that I wanted that I didn't get (I did get almost all of the stuff I wanted though!)
-Godfather Box set: Got this in my stocking. Really good present, and it's all been digitally remastered so it'll look really good. Never seen them before either, so looking forward to it.
-Bose AE2 Headphones: These are really top quality, and I wasn't expecting to get a new pair. They will replace the crappy pair of Sony's I've got at the moment and even though Bose claim they are not sound-cancelling, they do a really good job of blocking out sound.
-More DVDs: Tour de Francis and theWorld Cup 2010 Official FIFA DVD
-A Doctor Who Pen: I don't really watch the series to be honest, but I needed a new pen so it's all good.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Happy Holidays/Christmas!!


Well I should obviously do this post tomorrow, but I fear I'll be so into unwrapping my presents and eating that I won't have time. So this is just to read all of my readers Happy Holidays/A Happy Christmas.

For those interested, I'm now getting on average about 15 views a day, and for December, I should get over 300 views. Considering I started this blog 4 months ago from nothing, I think that's reasonable and the fact that the traffic is growing regularly is pleasing.

I'm really looking forward to Christmas (who isn't) and although the presents are important, I know it isn't only about that it's also about the Christmas spirit, and being friendly and nice. Anyway Happy Holidays to all my readers!!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Super Crazy Mario Balotelli!


I do quite like super eccentric/crazy footballers, one of which is Mario Balotelli (who I badly photoshopped onto the original Super Mario), his recent comments just showing the eccentricity of the young Italian.

The first thing that made me laugh: he wants to play for AC Milan, which is a crazy thing to say, firstly as he come from Inter, their arch-rivals (no normal AC player would EVER play for Inter unless serious money was involved) and secondly, he's only just been transferred to Man City.

Secondly, and more seriously this time, he has a serious ego problem. Balotelli considers himself on second best to Messi in the world: so in other words, Balotelli considers himself better than Ronaldo, Forlan, Ibrahimovic and any other world class striker you can think of. Do you think it's possible that when he made the comment, he forgot about all the other world class players and was instead dreaming that he played for some Second Division team and Messi was the only other good player out there. Let's face it Mario, even Wayne Rooney is better than you, and that's really saying something (Rooney playing rubbish at the moment).

Finally, Balotelli has revealed he is NOT the person you would want to have on your side if you had to to a pub quiz about football. To Mario, Jack Wilshere, arguably the greatest hope England has for 2012 and 2018, is Jack Who? This is quite serious and really, the least you expect of a footballer is that he at least knows one of the top 3 best young players in the country.

But again, Balotelli is like Cantona, the only disappointment being that when he learns English and eventually karate kicks a supporter, you don't really expect him to come out with a statement like "When seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea" but something more like "300 grand a week or I'm off back to Italy".

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Top 5 Video Games of All Time


This is quite a tight top five, and I'm sure you'll all have very different opinions:

5)Medal of Honor-This might be quite a surprise, but I actually prefer it to Call of Duty. Partly because the first game I got for PSP was Medal of Honor heroes, which was a great game, but also because of it's simplicity. It's all based on real life events, whereas some Call of Duty (Modern Warfare) is futuristic which I am not too keen on. That's not to say Call of Duty is a bad game, but it just didn't get into my top five, as I didn't want two shoot em' up type games.

4)Forza Motorsport-Again this might be surprising. I recently ordered a second-hand original Xbox off amazon and thus I could finally got to play Forza. I was a big Gran Turismo fan before I played Forza. Now I prefer the latter. GT might have way more cars, but what really did it for me was how much more fun the career mode was on Forza than on GT. You can completely customise your cars (paint jobs, decals etc...) which was not a feature on GT4. The cars are a lot cheaper and it's just generally more fun. And, as far as I know, Forza was the first driving game to give you the lines on the track to tell you when to brake, which GT4 didn't have.

3)Lara Croft Tomb Raider-The ultimate adventure game. It's a classic. There have been 10 in the series, soon 11 and it really was one of the first adventure games for any console. The blend of genres this game offers is also quite remarkable: it is shoot em up', fantasy and adventure and it was arguably the first game of it's kind. Finally for me, the great thing is that the story line is actually plausible. You could imagine that in some far away hidden place you could find some hugely powerful sword or some special stone.

2)Mario Kart-Why not the original Super Mario? I honestly think that Mario Kart is more enjoyable. I like driving games, and Mario Kart was the first game I got for my first Gameboy Advance, so it really is a game that's quite special to me. Whether it be throwing a banana skin at Peach or crashing into someone with Bowser, it's always fun. And the latest Wii version is equally as good as all the previous versions, which is very promising.

1)Football Manager-Now, a lot of people will not know about this game. I don't think it's super popular in the States, but if you're a football (soccer) fan, it's a must. The game allows you to take charge of almost any football team in the world and manage them to glory. You are responsible for the wages, the transfers in and out, the tactics, basically everything. And trust me, when you start playing it, you won't want to stop. It's addictive and very very infuriating at times, so be warned. But when you win or are successful, it is really rewarding and satisfying: you feel like a real manager. It really is quite hard to explain the absolute brilliance and genius of this game, I seriously recommend getting a second hand copy of amazon, whether it be an old version or the latest version. I personally like the old version, which has a 2D match engine vs the new versions which have 3D match engines. The latter requires a super good graphics card and the 3D engine feature does not really make a super big difference.


Sunday, December 19, 2010

Mirko Cro Cop: Tribute


My tribute to in my opinion the greatest MMA fighter of all time. Expect more tribute videos in the future! Enjoy and feel free to comment!

Friday, December 17, 2010

Xbox Review


Meant to do this a long time ago but here is my review the original Xbox. If you compare it to the PS2, I really can't pick a favourite. I think that, generally speaking, the PS2 has slightly better graphics, but at the same time the Xbox boasts and internal HD and the ability to store music on it. The menu is also way more slick than the PS2.

Then again though, game wise, I think you would have to go PS2. Don't get me wrong, the Xbox games are great, I prefer Forza to Gran Turismo for example, but PS2 games are still being made today. FIFA 11 was released recently and there are a few other series of games still being made for the PS2. The last time somebody made a game for the original was ages ago to be nice about it, and to be perfectly honest, it never really had that many games. But again, all the games it did have are very good I think, whereas with the PS2 some games are absolute CRAP.

Finally hardware wise, the Xbox has 4 controller ports, compared to the PS2's 2 and the design of it is much cooler, but what it's problem is is that it's really really big compared to the PS2 Slim, so it does also have a negative point as far as that's concerned. I can't decided which one I prefer. Can you? Feel free to leave comments

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Lenny the Legend


One of the funniest things I've seen, especially part 2 of the video! Enjoy!

Monday, December 13, 2010

I'm writing for TekSocial!


Just a quick post to say that I am now writing for teksocial.com What is teksocial? It's basically a tech blog, but there's also more general stuff on there, like a bit of sports. It's run by David Di Franco, otherwise known as thecreativeone on Youtube.

It's a really good website, and it just allows me to get my content to more users and also slightly promote my blog. Most posts I do for Teksocial will also be on here but some will be unique to Teksocial so be sure to check out my page on the website. Links are below and will be added to the "Links" page.

My page on Teksocial: http://www.teksocial.com/socialblog/author/henrytg
thecreativeone's Youtube channel: http://youtube.com/thecreativeone

Saturday, December 11, 2010

My Christmas Wishlist 2010


It seems to be the thing to do at the moment, so here is my Christmas Wishlist for 2010. it's in three different sections with stuff that's super important, not so important but would be good, and stocking fillers. Enjoy!


Absolute Musts

-UFC Official Fight Gloves (Large)|These would be ideal as I have a punching bag, but the gloves that came with it are honestly rubbish. The UFC gloves are top class and what's more they're worn by all the top fighters in the world. They have good padding as well, which is excellent|: http://www.amazon.co.uk/UFC-Official-Fight-Glove-Large/dp/B0019EXPJY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=sports&qid=1290963657&sr=8-1

-LEGO City Crawler Crane #7632|I need a new LEGO set, and as I'm collecting the City construction series at the moment, this set seems the obvious choice. It's tall and is quite cheap for what you get. More importantly it has a whole load of features|: http://www.amazon.co.uk/LEGO-City-7632-Crawler-Crane/dp/B001CQLUYG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1290963996&sr=8-1

-iPod Shuffle (Orange)|I need a new iPod, and seeing as I hate the new Nano, this is the only option. My current Nano is slowly crapping out on me and this new Shuffle does seem to have a good mix of features|: http://www.apple.com/uk/ipodshuffle/

-Money|Pretty obvious, but want it specifically to pay off the price of my Xbox and just to have more money in the bank|

-Flip Flops|Probably unconsciously the item i use most, the ones i have are all worn out and crappy, so would like a new pair of good ones|

-MATCH Annual 2010|I adore the magazine, and I always get the annual. It's pretty good this year and as usual it features tons of fun games and funny photos|

Not very Important, but would be good

-A few accessories for my fish tank|My goldfish (now 11) almost froze (literally!) when it was really cold a few weeks ago. He has now been put in a brand new tank in my room, so he gets fed properly and cared for properly. But his tank is a bit bare, so I want some good stuff to put in it|

-Pro Evolution Soccer 2011 (PS2)|I only like PES because of the sick graphics (better that FIFA) so I sort of want it for PS2, just to see if there have been any big improvements|: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pro-Evolution-Soccer-2011-PS2/dp/B00403MIF8

-LEGO City Single Drum Roller #7746|Another possible LEGO set, again, just continuing in the LEGO City construction range|: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Lego-7746-Exclusive-Single-Roller/dp/B001U3ZMFO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys&qid=1290964567&sr=8-1

-A DVD Case Stand|This would actually be for my video games (for PS2 and Xbox) as I don't really have a good place to put them|

Stocking filler ideas

-iTunes Giftcards

-DVDs

-Vouchers

-Stationary (pens especially)

-Anything Cadburys

-Mac Software

-Books (not many though)


Friday, December 10, 2010

My New View in Football Tactics


Before a few weeks ago, I had a very different view of football tactics. But it changed once I realised that Bolton played 4-4-2. Why is this little fact so important? Bolton are currently playing like samba stars and lie near the top of the league, no where near where they should be.

The 4-4-2 employed by Owen Coyle is rare, Bolton being one of the only teams in the Premier League to use it. Before, I favoured a 5-4-1 Diamond formation, with an attacking style. This was good as it allows you to be defensive (with 5 at the back) and still have that attacking edge. Also, if you get somebody sent off, it allows you to not really feel the damage (if it's a defender).

But why did I change my mind? Great as my 5-4-1 system is, the fact that it's not used that much in practice slightly questions it's efficiency. The 4-4-2 on the other hand has proved it's worth countless times and I think that quite simply, it's just better to go back to classics that work well and continue to work, rather than to venture into the unknown and try something wacky that could epically backfire on you. I guess I'm not really a risk-taker.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Newcastle, are you insane??


I really don't understand football clubs at all. How can an owner (Mike Ashley) sack a manager who is doing a very good job (Chris Hughton)?? I really am disgusted, and it just shows that even if you get you're team into the Premier League, getting 102 pts out 132, you still get sacked.

It was pretty obvious Mike Ashley did not want somebody like Chris Hughton, who does not have the prestige of other manager's which he actually deserves. Pardew is reported to be on the verge of signing a contract with the club, which is quite ironic.

The very same thing happened to him at the start of the season. He was doing a decent job with Southampton and hew as sacked for no apparent reason: two managers who have experienced exactly the same treatment. I would laugh a lot if Hughton ended up going to Sunderland, and then both of them getting fired afterwards. Unlikely, but you never know.

The final thing that really puzzles me is that Newcastle said they wanted somebody with more experience that Hughton. Well, it seems Pardew isn't exactly the man. His Premier League record is bad to say the least and he's only played 74 games. Better get somebody like Cursbishley or Martin Jol, as was suggested in a newspaper this morning who are much better managers with more Premier League experience.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

The Downfall of Youtube (for me, anyway)


It really all started when Google took over. I think that Youtube was never really the same again, as it had previously been totally independent. Yes, it is still run by the same person, Chad Hurley, but the fact is Google now have a massive influence on how its run.

I really don't blame Chad Hurley for selling and later running (he resigned a s CEO in October 2010), but I still think that it would have been nice for him to keep it a bit longer and make improvements. A bit like Mark Zuckerberg is doing with Facebook, but except that he has no intention at all of selling.

Why has it been a downfall? For the simple reason that by "upgrading" stuff, they are actually just complicating things. The new layout update they did a few months ago for example (the one where they changed the subscribe button from the side to the top). It hasn't greatly improved anything, and I have a funny feeling that it takes several seconds longer to load than the old page, just because it's more complex and complicated.

The final thing that does annoy me, and it might surprise some people, is all the annotations they now allow you to put in the video. Now what I really hate is that some people go way to far with them and I don't get when people give you another link to their channel/to subscribe in the video. There are already bloody obvious links for both of them on the page. Nobody needs reminding.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Cricket, another sport I like.

It's a sport I forgot to mention. But I actually do quite like cricket, especially as I have come to fully understand the rules over the years. to be perfectly honest, a few years ago, for me cricket was world of boredom, but, possibly because of the hype over this years Ashes or possibly because I purchased Brian Lara International Cricket 2005 for my new Xbox.

I do like England, and Australia for that matter, but neither are my favorite team. This might be surprising, my favorite team are Pakistan. They have, in my opinion, the best fast bowlers in the world, one of which, Shoaib Akhtar, is my favorite player.

As for the Ashes, which as you probably know, is going on at the moment, I'm not really for anybody. All I can really say is that Australia have big problems and ever since the Warne-McGrath team they had in the late nineties and early noughties, they haven't been super good. England on the other hand are developing into a strong team with several promising players, Alastair Cook in particular.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Qatar and Russia: Money and Money


I guessed this morning that Russia were going to win it, but Qatar, never in a million years. This is surprising and very money related in my opinion.

I'm not saying Russia will make bad hosts, as I think that it is a good thing for them and that they actually do have a chance of winning it with the home support, but let's face it, nobody deserved it more than England. And this really isn't because I'm English. Spain/Portugal had the Euro 6 years ago, Holland/Belgium had the Euro in 2000 and Russia are not a super mad footballing country. Money is a very good motivator is what really comes out from this.

Qatar was a total shock. Nobody expected them to win, yet they did. Again it was likely to be the money that did it, even though they did put forward a stadium recycling scheme which FIFA obviously found super sexy. Now although Russia have a good chance of winning in my opinion, QATAR??? They can't even beat Uzbekistan to quote my latest tweet. No seriously, they'll get knocked out first round for sure.

All I can say is that the BBC are really stupid. Sure, you can show Panorama BUT NOT 3 DAYS BEFORE THE BLOODY VOTE HAPPENS!!!! What's wrong with you???? The FA will really be pissed with the BBC, as I bet you Jack Warner and everybody else who was mentioned in Panorama voted for Russia. Anyway, there is my rant, feel free to comment and have one yourself.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Advent Calendars Time!


What better time to do a post about advent calendars than today? The first of December. Arguably one of my favourite things about Christmas: the fact you get to eat a chocolate a day until the big event.

There are quite a lot of different types out there, but I think you really have to pay for good quality chocolate rather than go for something that looks cool but where the chocolate tastes rubbish. I'd recommend Lindt's, which is the one I have and the chocolate tastes bloody great.

They're some pretty cool ones out there though: there's a LEGO one where you get a piece everyday and then you build something at the end. I was tempted by it, but then I realised it would be pretty expensive.

Anyway, you know Christmas is near when you start your calendar and that's what makes it so great. Expect a few more Christmas themed posts like my wishlist which should be coming up shortly

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

FIFA, HOW will you recover??


How ironic this world is. An organisation with the slogan "My Game is Fair Play" involved in a super big corruption scandal. Quite honestly, I find it disgusting. Especially after watching Panorama last night and finding out there's actually more to it than you think.

Firstly, according to Panorama, there are three more corrupted people who are about to vote on whether England should get the World Cup. Nicolas Leoz, Issa Hayatou and Ricardo Texeira all took bribes, the latter being the official organiser of the next World Cup in 2014! And Issa Hayatou is the main representative African football in FIFA. It has just been announced that he is under investigation, but no news on what will happen to the other two.

If you thought that was bad enough, brace yourself, it gets worse. According to Panorama, the ex-president of FIFA, Joao Havelange received 1 million dollars in cash, which was filtered through all sorts of bank accounts, obviously to make it hard to trace. Lastly, Jack Warner, who is a FIFA vice-president, was accused of selling World Cup tickets to touts in 2006. However, on Panorama we discover that he was at it again in 2010!

In a world filled with corruption, it really is quite depressing to see that not even an apparently friendly and innocent football organisation can't even find a way to stay clean. Still, hopefully, the future will go and show that crime doesn't pay.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Some AS Level English Lit.

Only people who are doing WJEC AS English Lit or total Ted Hughes/Sylvia Plath enthusiasts should really bother to read this, but feel free to if you want. It's just an essay on how Ted Hughes/Sylvia Plath write about nature. It got a band 4 (the top band), but it's not perfect. Still, allow yourself to be inspired, but really don't just copy it: you have to have your own interpretation.

When compared, the ways that Sylvia Plath and Ted Hughes write about nature and quite similar and quite different at the same time. They both share the same gloomy and depressing view on nature, their poems on the topic not really showing giving off any positive themes or vibes. However both differ in the sense that with Plath, the majority of her poems on nature are easily relatable to her own personal life and struggles whereas with Hughes, they are more literal, and you cannot really connect his poems on nature with his own personal life: there is less additional meaning.


When it comes down to their poems about nature, Plath and Hughes write about the same quite depressing themes: death, total silence and pain. The first of these is well illustrated in Tulips by Plath and Snowdrop by Hughes. In Tulips by Plath, the speaker is making reference to her deathbed “I didn’t want flowers [...] and be utterly empty”, suggesting that she only wants death, not flowers or anything else. This view is also shared by published critic Jeannine Dobbs who states “Not Tulips but death is the gift she wants”. In Snowdrop, a mouse has died, “Her pale head as heavy as metal.” And it clearly resembles Tulips “She too pursues her ends”: the mouse wants death, like Sylvia Plath. The silence and darkness is shown well in The Moon and the Yew Tree by Plath and Full Moon and Little Frieda by Hughes. In the former, Plath is describing her senses as she looks up from the grave “blackness-blackness and silence”. The repetition of blackness and the use of synesthesia on the first line, “light of the mind, cold and planetary” helps convey the deathly silence that reigns in the poem to reader. In Full Moon and Little Frieda, the silence that reigns is conveyed through personification of the evening “small evening shrunk to a dog bark” and an onomatopoeia “clank of a bucket”. And also later on, with the sudden contrast of sounds “Moon!, you cry suddenly”. The final main theme that is prominently shown in both Hughes’ and Plath’s nature poems is pain. It is best illustrated in Plath’s Poppies in July, where she is craving for it “If I could bleed”. She uses the metaphor “little bloody skirts”, referencing the red petals of the poppy and also alluding to pain. The color red is very vivid in this poem, which symbolizes pain. The pain that Hughes expresses is not as vivid and as colorful as Plath, but you feel it just as much because of the very powerful metaphors he uses “heart [...] as if moulded in brass”. It’s as if the mouse’s heart is being prevented from beating.


The same gloomy themes also come up when you look at all Plath’s nature poems. Almost all of them resemble each other in the themes that they transmit. For example, if you compare The Burnt Out Spa (written in 1959) with Winter Trees, which was one of her last poems, written in 1962. Despite them being written at the two extremities of her career, both have an identical theme: falling apart. In Winter Trees, it is already present in the title: a tree in winter is bare, and it’s leaves fallen off. In The Burnt Out Spa, this theme is transmitted metaphorically throughout the whole poem, “rusty teeth” and “eyes” could be interpreted as the pipes and the glass windows respectively. Pamela Annas, published author, states that “The dialectical tension between self and world is the location of meaning in Sylvia Plath’s late poems”. This could be interpreted . Another good example of nature poems with almost identical themes are Tulips and Poppies in October. Desperation and death are both very prominent. The desperation is shown through the idea that mouths are crying out, in Tulips, “They are opening like the mouth of a great African cat” and in Poppies in October, “That these late mouths should cry open”. The fact that a simile was used in Tulips makes the sense of desperation even more powerful. Death appears in Tulips in many ways, but most powerfully through the colour red “bowl of red blooms”. The alliteration here also helps make it powerful. Again, it appears in Poppies in October through the colour red very vividly, “whose red heart blooms through her coat so astoundingly”. Plath’s choice of words here is also interesting: if she had said heart blooms though her shirt, it would not have been as powerful. A coat is a thick bit of clothing, whereas a shirt is light and thin.


Despite the apparent similarity between the nature poems of Plath and Hughes, there is also one main difference. When you look at Hughes’ poems, they are quite literal and not that personal, Plath’s on the other hand, it’s really the contextual and personal meaning that Plath is trying to convey and not the literal one. Plath’s The Moon and the Yew Tree and Hughes’ The Jaguar share a common theme: being trapped. In one, the speaker is trapped, looking up from the grave and in another there’s a jaguar pacing around his enclosure. The former is way more personal: there is a first person speaker, in The Jaguar it is third person. We can also associate the location in The Moon and the Yew Tree to the graveyard by Plath’s house in Devon whereas in The Jaguar, it’s just an unspecified zoo. Plath’s poem could also be interpreted as a slight attack on men, as she does not use any pronouns in the poem when referring to the yew tree. Two other nature poems which are deeply personal for Plath are Tulips and Poppies in July. In the former she shows this through the use of particular metaphor “a country as far away as health”. She is saying that at the time of writing she was not in the best of states whether it be mentally or physically. In reality, she had just suffered a miscarriage prior to writing the poem. In Poppies in July, she is expressing a rage powerfully, using the colour red as a medium of doing so: “clear red”, “bloodied” and “If I could bleed”. Her rage in this poem, and her search for more pain, is probably because she found out at around the time this poem was written that Ted Hughes was having an affair. This view is shared by the Sylvia Plath specialist and published critic Jack Folsom. He writes “she only hints at it in the poem, but we know the underlying truth-her husband’s betrayal of trust”. When we look at, arguably, Hughes’ most personal poem, Theology, it does contain clear references to his life “Adam ate the apple. Eve ate Adam. The serpent ate Eve”. Adam being Hughes, Eve being Plath and the serpent representing depression and anger. But the effect it has on the reader is no way near the effect that Plath’s personal nature poems do.

If we look at Plath’s poetry alone, we also see that it has changed. Some her early nature poems were quite literal, like Medallion. All she is doing is describing a dead snake, and you cannot really relate to anything in her personal life. The descriptions themselves are powerful, they employ many literary techniques like oxymorons “star and moon”, metaphors “jewels” and similes “inert as a shoelace” but they don’t imply anything special. Another of her quite early poems, The Burnt Out Spa, can also be interpreted literally. It describes a spa which has burned down “A monster of wood and rusty teeth”, “Are esplanade for crickets”. And like Medallion, a part from quite powerful descriptions using literary techniques, you can read the poem and not really see a second meaning. When these are compared with later poems, again using Tulips and The Moon and the Yew Tree as examples the obvious difference is that the latter poems are more personal. In The Moon and the Yew Tree, she is trapped and sees “blackness-blackness and silence”, which you could argue was very close to her situation in real life at the time. And again, in Tulips she shows that she is quite depressed talking about her deathbed, “I didn’t want flowers [...] and be utterly empty”.


In conclusion, Hughes and Plath and similar and different at the same time when writing about nature. Plath was really a confessional poet whereas Hughes was more descriptive, however they both clearly had the same view of things. One of the main reasons that Plath’s poetry is more interesting is that she almost always uses a first person speaker, whereas with Hughes, he also uses a third person speaker, which makes the poem less vibrant. In general, there were arguably more differences than similarities between the poetry of Plath and Hughes, but this just proves the famous saying is absolutely correct: opposites attract.


Friday, November 26, 2010

Top Ten Best Goals Ever


Another video about football: this time it's my top ten best goals of all time. There's no real ranking, my if I had to choose I'd say Roberto Carlos. Anyway pick your favourite, and feel free to tell me which one it was in the comments!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

What's so special: Kinect and Airplay?


I've been quite puzzled over this for a while now: why does everybody go so exited about new products which are based around tech that's already existed for a long time? I'm using the new Kinect and Apple's new "Airplay" as examples, because they are the most obvious.

Starting with the Kinect: how is it different from the Eyetoy (pictured) for PS2/PS3 which was released years ago? It's the same technology (I assume) and the only real difference I've noticed is that the Kinect will have slightly more games. The Eyetoy does only have a few, but my point is, the latter is a hell of a lot cheaper than the Kinect and it does roughly the same thing.

Second example: Airplay. Apple have rebranded this recently so it fits in with everything (iPad, iPhone, Apple TV etc..). The fact is, the tech was first around when the Airport Express was released, which I have. I have to say that Airplay as they now call it (it used to be called Airtunes) is very good, but I think tons of people have got Apple mania: they get excited about every single thing Apple releases. If Apple were to go and sell a pile of dog shit, I would guarantee you that people would go ahead and buy it.

Anyway, that's my little rant for today and of course, as usual feel free to leave comments!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

The Worst Miss Ever


This is quite comfortably the worst miss I have ever seen, and you really have got to feel sorry for the guy. Anyway, enjoy!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

My Top Ten Goalkeepers 2010


Here are in my opinion the top ten goalkeepers of 2010. Pretty self explanatory, apart from maybe 1 or 2 surprises. Feel free to leave comments.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Clean sheets: they don't mean anything


Clean sheets don't mean anything. Well they do, but certainly not for goalkeepers. Clean sheets are always associated with goalkeepers, and they are used to really judge how good a goalkeeper is. I don't understand this, however.

Clean sheets are a measure of how well a WHOLE DEFENCE has performed, and not the GOALKEEPER. Of course, a goalkeeper can obviously greatly contribute to the team keeping a clean sheet, but if you look at it, with a crap defence and a really good goalie, the team will always let in goals. So that's why it doesn't make sense. You can also view it the opposite way: the defence could have been absolutely brilliant, but the goalie could have been crap. So if the goalie ends up getting a clean sheet, it would be extremely unfair, as he should have really let in a lot of goals.

Is there a way to accurately judge the quality of goalkeeper and how well they're performing? Fear not, there is. I thought about this and realised that the accurate way to judge their performance was simply on the number of saves they have made during the match/season. You can get such a stat through fantasy football, and the results as to who the best keeper is so far this season save wise is quite surprising: it's Brad Friedel with Robert Green tied for second place. Cech is all the way down in 8th place and Van der Sar, yes Van der Sar, is all the way down in 15th place.

This really is, in my opinion, the correct way of assessing goalkeepers, not clean sheets, as they can be influenced by numerous factors. Here is the link to the saves rankings, it will also be put on the "Links" page.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Lukas Fabianski: a man reborn.


Who would have thought? Fabianski is playing absolutely brilliantly at the moment, nobody can deny it or say the opposite. He arrived at Arsenal as an unknown quantity, so it was really up to him to prove his worth. But he didn't, as we all know. He made some terrible blunders and earned himself the famous nickname Flappy-hand-ski".

Arsenal now have, in Fabianski a very promising keeper. He has shown over the past few games, especially against Wolves, that he is really top notch, producing several stunning saves to keep the Gunners in the game. I really excited, as, being an Arsenal fan, having such a good looking keeper is promising.

I don't want to get too optimistic here, and I would not have said all this 3 months ago but I think on the performances in his last few games, Fabianski is one of the best goalkeepers in the Premier League. I hope that he keeps up his form, and that he remains in the first team: I haven't been super impressed with Almunia recently.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Post 50!


This is my 50th post! This is must to say thanks for visiting my blog and checking it out, I have got on average 10 views a day now, which I think in around 3 months, is pretty good. The most views I ever had was 32, so I'm pretty happy with that as well.

I'm preparing a video for posting tomorrow, so this is pretty short, but yeah, this was just to say thanks for the views!

Saturday, November 13, 2010

The Autumn tests, I'm so excited!


Finally the time has come again for the southern hemisphere to take on the northern hemisphere in rugby. Although it could be the World Cup, it isn't as it's autumn, which means test matches. I saw that England lost to an apparently unstoppable New Zealand, who Scotland take on later today, which I will obviously watch. My fave teams in rugby are South Africa, Scotland and Australia, so hopefully they will all do well.

It will be interesting to see if Wales can beat S.A later on today. The latter are not at their best whereas Wales have Shane Williams, the best winger in the world today, no question. South Africa have gone from being a bit physical to very physical over the years and I think that it's slightly because of this that they've gone down hill. Yes, they are the world champions, but they played an under par England side in the final and it was essentially a very boring kicking game.

Lastly the big game: Australia vs England. I will be fully behind Australia here,as I really don't like England in rugby. They don't play the game i like to see, and although they are not so much a "just kick it" team anymore, I still don't like them.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

How to score a penalty.


Young Spaniard Ezequiel Calvente shows us exactly how it's done. Has the goalkeeper totally fooled and he puts it in the top corner. Brilliant.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

This has got to stop!!


In football nowadays you cannot have one match without a controversial refereeing decision. Not one. For example, Arsenal lost to Newcastle today. Koscielny was sent off at the end of the game for a "last man" tackle. In fact, he wasn't technically. Another Arsenal player was slightly further forward than him and would have most likely caught up with the player who was fouled. I can give you tons more examples but something has to happen.

I honestly think that football should copy rugby: you have a 5th referee in the stands with a laptop, reviewing all the action. If he then disagrees with the ref, all he has to do is call him on the intercom and get him to change the decision, Really whoever you are, be it FIFA or UEFA, it's not that hard.

Nothing can really be perfect, but I really just want to be able to watch one footy game without any sort of controversy. It seems to have been getting worse over the past few months/years as well, so maybe it's up to us to stop putting so much pressure on referees. But then again, if they do make giant cock ups, what do they expect?

Friday, November 5, 2010

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

How to Upgrade the RAM in a Macbook


Here's a quick and easy to follow tutorial on how to upgrade your Macbook's RAM. I upgraded mine from 1GB to 2.5GB. I decided to go for 1 2GB rather than 2 1GB sticks because if I want to upgrade it more later, all I have to do is replace 1 stick not 2. Anyway, enjoy! Hope it helps!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

iPod Nano 6G. I don't like it.

Although it might prove to be popular, I really don't like the new iPod Nano 6G. I do realise that it was released a bit more than a month ago, it's pretty old news, but I still thought I'd do a post as I actually managed to get my hands on one at my local Apple store.

Firstly, the actual design of it. What they have tried to do, I think, is make it like the iPod Shuffle: very small, in other words, and I think that it's really not a good idea. The iPod Nano is easily the most popular iPod, and so you need space for a nice big display. Also, the iPod Classic will most likely be discontinued pretty soon, and that would leave no iPod at all with a scroll wheel. I get the fact that Apple are now seemingly obsessed with touchscreen tech, but this is really taking it a step too far.

As far as the UI goes, it's great, don't get me wrong, but on such a small screen, for me, it really is absolute rubbish. Everything has been scaled down, the amount of swiping you need to do to get to your chosen song is pretty insane. And honestly, that's not even the worst part! Video for crying out loud! How the hell are you going to see ANYTHING on such a tiny tiny display. There's not even any point of having bloody video anymore! Same goes for photos. It's ridiculous.

Despite get really bad looks from the employees at the Apple store as I walked out, badmouthing Apple's new iPod microscopic, I still really think that this is a bad product. My current iPod Nano (4G) is filling up fast, and I'm going to have to settle for the new Shuffle, which actually looks pretty good. Not that that's really a bad thing, of course

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Saturday, October 30, 2010

The Name is Bond, James Bond.


I've always liked James Bond and I'm still a fan, although I think that the last 2 films have really been rubbish. I just watched Thunderball with Sean Connery (who I think is by far and away the best James Bond), and it really is in a world of its own when you compare it to Casino Royale or Quantum of Solace. Daniel Craig has got absolutely nothing on Sean Connery or Pierce Brosnan.

My favourite James Bond ever, although it's close, has to be Tomorrow Never Dies. Pierce Brosnan was really good, there was a good supervillain in Elliot Carver. There were some really cool gadgets and more importantly it also taught me a bit of German!

For me though, my top villain has to be Jaws, who gets blasted off into space at the end of Moonraker. He is basically indestructible and awesome at the same time.

I do hope that sometime in the future (preferably sooner rather than later) Daniel Craig gets dropped and somebody else better comes in (I'm thinking an English Matt Damon, if there is such a thing).

Thursday, October 28, 2010

What's in my dock?


I decided to do a what's in my dock video, as I just thought I'd show you what apps I use and like. If you google the names of the apps, you'll find more details. Expect more videos in the future, I do realise that I have been doing an awful lot of written posts lately.

Check out my about me section, as it is being updated regularly with new info, like all the tech that I own and use.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

I'm Learning Italian!


Languages are important. I really don't want this to come across as if some super nerd, but I already speak two languages fluently (French and English) another quite well (Spanish) and so I thought I'd start Italian.

Why Italian? Well it's another European language and I also adore the country. Not to mention that in my opinion it's the most beautiful language out there, and I'm even more motivated as I support an Italian footy team (AC Milan) and my idol in life is Italian (Marco Pantani).

Just for now, I got myself a pretty cool course, which os really good as it's designed to go on your iPod so you can listen it well at school and get it repeated tons of times which is good. It was also pretty cheap, 15 quid, and you get 900 basic words, 250 key phrases and the key verbs.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Velasquez just beat the crap out Lesnar, baby!

LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 24:  UFC fighter Cain Velasquez poses after his victory over UFC fighter Ben Rothwell (not pictured) in their Heavyweight bout at UFC 104: Machida vs. Shogun at Staples Center on October 24, 2009 in Los Angeles, California.  Velasquez won the fight by way of TKO.  (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images)

Everybody going into UFC 121 was ranking Velasquez as the underdog, me included, even though I did want him to win. What he has shown is that he is by a long mile the best heavyweight in the whole of the MMA.

I'm a big fan of Velasquez, and even though he's not my favourite fighter (that honour has to go to Cro Cop), I was really delighted that he won. I've never liked Lesnar whether it be in the WWE or the UFC and what Cain's victory shows is that you actually need talent. You can't just be ripped and weigh 264 pounds to win and defend titles.

Lesnar did start the fight on the offensive but Velasquez soon got him under control and after Lesnar got taken down, it really was finished. Cain bust him open in seconds and about a minute later IT WAS ALL OVER!!!

Friday, October 22, 2010

Last Big Update (v.1.3)

Well this is going to be the last big update to my blog. You will see occasional tweaks, and the theme might change in the future, but there are not going to be any new big features or anything in the near future. And of course, this last update is a massive one:

-Firstly, the biggest thing: I have purchased the domain henrytg.com! . It's the first time I've ever owned a domain name so it's pretty cool and exciting. I'm really trying to get serious with this blog. All the other domains I have will still work.
-Secondly, I have added all the domains that redirect to my blog at the bottom left hand corner of the page, so you can see them clearly and so it's clear.
-Thirdly, and finally, I now have a Facetime account. You can find all the details on my About Me page.

So that's it! Not many changes, but there is one massive one, which alone is itself a big update.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Review: Astound Sound Stereo Expander


This is a genius bit of software, that I purchased a few days ago. What is it you ask? Well, it's a program that enhances your sound. Big time. It's not at all like crappy free sound enhancers you download which don't actually change anything, this bit of software gives you what they call "4D sound" and what I call surround sound. It's hard to explain, however they do luckily have a demo of the sound quality it produces on their website, to listen, click here.

What's also very good about it is that it is customisable and has three different modes which you can play around with for Films, Music and Games. I've tried the program out with a film, and it's sensational. Really it's impossible to describe. Music you hear a clear difference from normal sound and it's also brilliant, but for me, it's really when you watch films that it's breathtaking. And for the Games, I haven't really experimented a lot (Flight simulator was all I tested it on and it didn't sound bad) but I think that if you are playing an action game like Counter Strike online, it could be really bloody awesome.

If you want good sound, I really suggest you should get this. It's 40 dollars or 26£ but using a special code (ASE-JHHM-I) you can get it for roughly half price. It's well worth the money. It's also one of the rare times that the slogan of a company in dead true: "Hear it. Believe it."

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Back to the Mac.


The event has only just finished, and to be honest, I'm pretty disappointed with what Apple had to offer. Here is a quick review of what was announced and what I think about it:

-iLife 11: It started off well, with iPhoto being shown off, and I can't deny it looked good, with some cool new things like an improved fullscreen mode and picture geo-location and just generally a way better user interface. However then it came to iMovie, and I was really excited about this before hand, but in fact they've just made it more complicated. They've added all sorts of audio editing features that look complicated and also all sorts of complicated effects and stuff. Probably the only thing I liked in the new iMovie was the fact that they allow you to easily create trailers. But if you're movie is short, what's the point? They then talked about Garageband, but nobody really cares about that. The one thing that surprised me was that they didn't mention the new iWeb, meaning that it's probably not changed, which for me is disappointing. Costs 59 dollars and you can order it off Apple today.
-Facetime for Mac: For me, this was the best announcement of the morning or evening, depending on where you are. It looks really good and simple, and syncs all your contacts you already have on your computer. You can download it today for free off Apple's website.
-Mac OSX Lion: This was only a sneak peek, but we got the concept. Lion will basically combine iOS and Snow Leopard. There will be a new Mac App Store (which comes out in around 90 days for Snow Leopard) and other features such as Launchpad, which basically takes you to your pages of apps, like on the iPhone or iPad. I have to say I like the idea. I will get it when it comes out and I think it's really ingenious: essentially the Mac will become like the iPhone or iPad. Lion will be released next summer (2011).
-MacBook Air: By a lightyear the biggest disappointment of the night for me. They released two different versions an 13.3 inch version and an 11.6 inch version. They have based them all on flash memory so no hard drives. What Apple have done in doing this is made the Macbook Air practically unmodifiable, which for me is insane. The SSD is, from the pictures, soldered to the motherboard and the RAM looks pretty hard to change as well. I've never honestly liked the Macbook Air, and for me it's got worse. The only good thing I can say about the MB Air is that it has got a bit thinner. They are on sale today with prices going from 999 to 1599 dollars depending on the model.

I think that out of all the new stuff announced, I'm only really interested in Mac OSX Lion which I'll buy when it comes out and Facetime, which I'll download as soon as I can.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Wayne Rooney: The Downfall


Rooney wants out. It's official. The thing is though, who wants him? Not many people, apart from maybe Man City who'll buy anyone whose expensive and earns a fat pay check. Ever since the end of last season, he has been in free fall. Everybody realised this at the World Cup and the thing I really don't get is, if he's out of form and has off the pitch problems, why play him.

Both Capello and Ferguson seem intent on doing so and it's weird. Surely if a player's no good, you don't play him?? I think that it could be because they're scared of making Rooney a sub. He's got a reputation and they're worried that he might get pissed off (which he already is). Admittedly, Fergie did put Rooney on the bench against West Brom, but he didn't before and later brought him on.

If I were Rooney's manager I would leave him out of the squad until he's soreted all his problems out of the off the pitch then bring him back and play him not as an out and out striker, but as an offensive midfielder. Rooney has lost his crucial finish that he had last season, however he still picks out very good passes, so I think he would be more suited to playing in that position.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Michel Estevan: The Best Manager in the World?


I bet you're thinking Michel who? But the fact is what he did was incredible. His feat definitely deserves credit. He's unknown out of French footy. But I like to keep up with it and so that's why I know this manager.

He joined Arles-Avignon 5 years ago, who were at the time an average team in the CFA2. Now in English footy terms, they were the equivalent of Cambridge United in the Blue Square Bet Premier, i.e NON LEAGUE!!

He got them promoted 4 YEARS OUT OF 5!! That's right, and now they find themselves in the Ligue 1, the top division in France. I don't really know how he did it, and I doubt it's ever happened before. It's insane! It's what you want to happen when you're playing Football Manager!

He has recently been sacked as Arles Avignon are not doing that well in the Ligue 1 but what the hell do you expect? If I were a top club looking for a new manager, this guy would probably be my first choice. So Liverpool, if you do decide to get rid of Roy, there are perfectly good unemployed managers out there...

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Liverpool Finally Bought


Liverpool have avoided administration. Just. Quite honestly I was hoping that they would go into admin, just so they could clean out everybody and start over, but instead they have a saviour in John W Henry. He already owns the Red Sox and is not the richest owner, but he has now payed off their debt and he is optimistic about Liverpool's future.

The thing that worries me is that this guy doesn't, I don't think, know much about footy. Yes, of course he is better than Hicks and Gillett and he is willing to learn, but the fact is that Liverpool need very good footy knowledge very quickly. They're in the relegation zone, they're arguably still short of money and they're playing Everton this weekend, and honestly, I think Everton will win.

But, I do think that with time, maybe in a season or two, Liverpool will rediscover their previous level, or at least I hope so. No way to Tottenham or Man City replace Liverpool in the Big Four. The four teams are in stone in my opinion. What have Tottenham or Man City ever given english football apart from aggressive fans and money respectively?

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Changing the Battery on a Macbook/iBook


A quick tutorial for anybody wondering how to change the battery on an iBook or Macbook. There are some exceptions but most work like this. It's a pretty simple procedure but I got a new battery for my iBook G4 a few days ago so I just made a tutorial for the heck of it.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Madin Koroghli


This kid is insane. He's only 6 or maybe 7 now, but he is a prodigy. He is Algerian and he has already mastered all the tricks. Just watch and learn. It's unbelievable.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

My Top 5 Planes on Flightgear



I decided to do a bit of a geeky post: these are my top 5 planes on Flightgear. The order here also corresponds to how I would rank them in real life.
NOTE: Most of these do not come with the game. You have to download them separately here. Also bear in mind that this whole program is open source, so there is the occasional bug.

1)The Spitfire (pictured): It was a close run thing between this and the Harrier, but I have to go Spitfire as number 1. it's a legendary plane, and it's easy to fly on Flightgear once you get the hang of it. It's also realistic: you have to start it up the old fashioned way which I find really cool. And it produces a really authentic Spitfire noise.
2)British Aerospace Harrier (Harrier for short): The thing I like best is by far VSTOL (Vertical or Short Take Off and Landing). As the name suggests, it allows you to take off and land vertically, and it really does work in Flightgear. It's very useful in real life, especially when taking off from aircraft carriers. It goes fast and you can easily control it and perform tricks in it. One minor issue is that it's already moving a bit the moment everything has loaded, so you need to hit brake if you don't want it to go off into a field.
3) Boeing 777: Easily the easiest plane to control in Flightgear, Easy to take off in (just hit autostart) and to land. There is no obvious flaw with this plane either, as it comes with the game when you download it. You can also change the livery so you can have your plane in the colours of Air France or KLM.
4)MiG 15: Again, easy to fly, small but good fighter. Good plane to start off with. You don't need much runway to take off and the design of it is pretty cool.
5)Antonov AN-225: This baby is the world's heaviest aircraft and although she is cool to look at and the engines are massively powerful, landing and controlling the thing is probably extremely hard for somebody who has just started out on Flightgear. But even despite that it's a really good plane.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Frankie Boyle


I've got a lot of work to do, so this is just a vid I found of Frankie Boyle's best jokes. Brace yourself, some are pretty mean! THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO, I JUST FOUND IT ON YOUTUBE.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

FAILblog!!


I adore FAILblog. If you are ever in a really bad mood, or want a good laugh, just go to failblog.org or the Youtube channel. I will add these two links to my Links page. The variety of stuff you get is pretty crazy (from nunchuk fails to backflip fails) there is everything.

Practically every single fail has cracked me up. Admittedly, some are better than others, but I urge every person who is reading this to go and check them out. My favourite fail has to be between this one and, oh almost every single one. But this one has got, if you look closely, a double fail, so it's even more funny.

Again, go check out my Links page for links to both sites. Otherwise just type failblog Google...

Thursday, October 7, 2010

LEGO!


One of the things I have never grown out of is LEGO. Ever since I was tiny, I liked it. I admit, I did have some periods where I really wasn't interested, but I've always liked it at heart. Practically every Birthday/Christmas I ask for a LEGO set.

My collection is quite large, though nothing when you look at what some of the people have got on Youtube. I was into collecting Star Wars LEGO until roughly a year ago, when I decided to drop Star Wars and take up LEGO City. After all, it is the classic collection, and it's a hell of a lot cheaper. With SW LEGO, they have to pay George Lucas a whole ton of money.

Even though I do have a massive box of random LEGO bits, I don't really like coming up with my own creations. I'm more of a collector, who adores building LEGO when you have a set of instructions. Also, quite simply, 99.9% of the time, the genuine LEGO set will look a whole lot nicer than your own alternative.

Lastly, LEGO has a hell of a lot of uses. You can even build houses (James May's Toy Stories, check it out!) and Gary and Sergei Brin, the Google brothers, even built their first server racks out of LEGO, when they didn't have much money (I got this from The Google Story, again good book, worth a read).

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

My Top 7 Fave Tricks for FIFA 11 [PS2]


To conclude my series of posts on FIFA 11, I have decided to make a video with my top 7 favourite tricks from the game. These are for the PS2 version, and they will NOT work on PS3. I have included instructions on how to do them in the video.

I was fed up of all the trick tutorials being for PS3, so PS2 users, enjoy!!

Monday, October 4, 2010

FIFA 11 Review: PS2


I have to say, I think the version of FIFA 11 for PS2 is awesome. Many things have improved, and if I was asked which one I would buy, between the PS2 and PSP version, I would say PS2.

Although it does not have all the features that the new PS3 version has, it still has a new goalkeeper mode, like the PSP, which as mentioned before, I think is pretty pointless. But I will half take back my comments about EA Sports ruining the Career mode. They've definitely made it more complicated, as they've merged the Be A Pro mode into it. That's why you have the choices at the start. I still think they should have been different. But Manager is the mode you want to select if you want it like before. And it's very good. One small thing I like is that they update the scores of the other games on the screen when you are playing your match.

There are some minor things that are not so good, but they are very similar to the PSP. The Be a Goalkeeper mode is slightly stupid and also, when you sign players, it automatically defaults them to number 2, which is unrealistic.

If you like footy though, definitely go buy this game! It's well worth it!

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Henry TG's Blog v1.2

It's time for a new version of my blog. There are quite a lot of new things:

-New theme and logo! Is cooler in my opinion than the last one and just looks slicker. New logo also with catchphrase. It's pretty cheesy, but I quite like it.

-My shop. A new page where everything that I selling online is listed. I prefer this idea to a donation page, as it's easier, better and more secure for both parties. I sell various things, mainly second hand books and video games though.

-A search box. Came with the theme, allows you to search the blog and all the old posts I have made.

-Several new links added to the Links page.

-A new domain. http://tiny.cc/henrytg will also now redirect you to this blog.

-Lastly, Cartoon of the Week. I wanted to do something different than a boring old gallery so I decided that every week, I will put a cartoon effect on a photo of a celebrity. For this first week, as you can see, it's Ronaldinho.

FIFA 11 Review: PSP


This is going to be a weekend of game reviews. Its was UFC two days ago, it's FIFA 11 for PSP today and it'll be FIFA 11 for the PS2 tomorrow.

For the PSP, I have to say, FIFA 11 is a lot better. The graphics are better, there are new commentaries and the action is just a whole lot smoother, compared to FIFA 10 which for me was quite buggy at times.

There are also some new techniques and tricks on the pitch that are good, you can hold off your man properly for example. Another thing that isn't really bad or good is that I was playing at professional on FIFA 10 before I got FIFA 11, now I can play world class no problem. I don't think my skill level has improved overnight (if it has, great!), I think that they have made the levels quite a lot easier.

There are quite a few bad things in FIFA 11 though, that I'm not too pleased about. Firstly, and most importantly, they've ruined career mode. They claim it's new and better but in fact it's just way more complicated. On the old career mode you clicked career mode, you made your manager, and you played. You controlled the transfers, the wages, and the playing on the pitch. In the new career mode, you get the choice at the start to be a player, player manager, or manager. Don't understand this at all? What's the one you choose so it's like the last career mode. Manager, player-manager, who the hell knows? Player managers don't even exist in the top class of world footy. One more thing, is their new be a goalkeeper mode, which is plain stupid. Unless you play as a crap team against Chelsea, you have practically nothing to do all match and you just get bored. Besides you can be a keeper in a normal match, just press triangle!


Thursday, September 30, 2010

Review: UFC Undisputed 2010 [PSP]


I recently got UFC Undisputed 2010 for the PSP, as I wanted a game for my new interest. I have to say, I was surprised at how good it was. For me the biggest and best things have to be the roster but also the cut scenes. The roster is really big, with over 100 fighters which is enormous for a PSP game. The cut scenes are also slick, with the actual voice of Bruce Buffer in the octagon. Another good point is that the controls are pretty easy to use. They had a tough job of converting the controls to the PSP, but I think they've done it really well.

There is only one bad thing about this though: the create a fighter function doesn't work. The choices are limited and the GUI is at times unresponsive. Apart from this it's a really good game though.

Check out the trailer above. It's pretty cool!


Wednesday, September 29, 2010

FIFA 11!



I just went and preordered FIFA 11 for PS2 off amazon. I'm excited. The video above goes over some of the new features in FIFA 11. This isn't a major post, but the above is just a good vid, and it doesn't really next any additional explanation.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Ed Miliband: Labour party leader


Ed Miliband got elected as leader of the Labour Party yesterday by the skin of his teeth. I'm not Labour, I'm somewhere between Conservative and UKIP, but I still had a vague interest as to who was going to chosen. Ed's victory, to some people is slightly surprising, many people thinking that David would get it. It was very close. I think it was about 50% to 49%, rounding it up, so this shows in my opinion, that Labour should really be thinking about a Miliband coalition!

The last thing I want to mention is that, in his speech, he kept thanking everyone, including his opponents in the election. I'm sorry but they can't be genuine thank yous. If they were, what he would be saying would be, thank you for trying to stop me from becoming Labour Party Leader, I almost wasn't in fact because of you. It's just stupid.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

My Football Team of 2010


Here is my football team of 2010. This will no doubt shock many, but read below for explanations. I couldn't upload the video I made because it was too big. But if you search these guys on Youtube, you'll find some compilations and stuff like that.

Lloris-Broke through in 2010, exceptional. Really showed is is the best, stopping Bordeaux and Real Madrid single handedly in the Champions League.
Sagna-Fast, works well with Clichy, does his job, and very well. Couldn't really think of any other contenders
John Terry-Strong, never gives up, essential to any defence. No matter what he does off the pitch, on the pitch he always gives his all.
Lucio-Great attacking centre back, technically gifted but also physically impressive. Great buy by Inter.
Gael Clichy-Compliments Sagna very well, he's like Ashley Cole but without off pitch antics.
Arjen Robben-Nobody's better at right wing. The way he cuts in onto his left foot is insane.
Juninho-Still the best free kick taker in the world even though he now plays in Qatar. He also has great vision. Honest bloke as well, not likely to go and do crazy stuff off the pitch.
Clarence Seedorf-He's everywhere on the pitch. He might be getting old but his passes still easily split defences.
Rory Delap-Brings another ability to the team: long throws. He's also very regular.
Diego Forlan- Had an amazing world cup, and is amazing.
Lionel Messi-Self explanatory.

Friday, September 24, 2010

commonWEALTH???? More like commonPOOR!!!

Child labour Delhi

The images coming out of Delhi coming up to the Commonwealth games are quite shocking. The site is in a total mess, everything is collapsing, and more importantly CHILD LABOUR is obviously being used.

Child labour, although it is still widespread in India, is ridiculous. Especially when you see a five year old building part of a stadium, or cementing the seats in or whatever. Of course, Great Britain, will foolishly send their team, and of course, they will probably all be sick within a few days of arriving. Because, from the pictures, the athletes village is obviously not ready and practically everything has been badly built, as everything is currently collapsing. No wonder, if you let a five year old glue the roof on, which of course, they really shouldn't be doing.

I think that if all the teams had boycotted the Games, all this would have stopped. Maybe even the child labour in some places...